What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

I don't like

What did one boob say to the other boob

Your going to be alright just relax

Bible.. Hm.?

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

You shall not bear false witness.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Maybe leave out

Lose lips shimk ships.

Innocent before proven guilty

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Deuteronomy 17

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

I don't like religions.

I like God is love and lives within you.

But this is not

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

This isn't going to, hurt.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?